Thoughts of the Season

Are all go-go dancers bitches? Seriously, get over yourselves. Like oh-mm-gee, I dance in my underwear. I'm friends with all the DJs, yet I'm too cool to say Hi. I have a kid, yet I'm out every night.     
Go get a real job. And Seriously, eat a cheeseburger! You're like the Scene Queens of Facebook. Where's the PLUR??