To Christian:

The other day, I was cleaning my room and I found a letter I forgot to give to you. It was meant to go into your yearbook, because, to this day, I have not signed it. Here's what it said:

Dear Christian,

Since you didnt' make my yearbook full of sap, I might as well fill yours. I love everything about you from your skinny little body to your gorgeous eyes. I love how you treat me and wait on me hand and foot. I'd never want to lose that! Thank you for everything you do; Driving me to school, paying for everything, massages, and explaining things. Your my everything that I've always wanted. No one else can compare. One in a 7 billion, baby!

Your Highschool Sweetheart,
<3 Jennifer Olson
(later, masturbater)

To the side of it was a cute little doodle of a girl(me) and boy(you) holding a heart.

If you ever want the original, It's here along with my heart.
That's all.